Sunday, November 13, 2016

Exceptional Jokes

Exceptional Jokes


Best tip to lose weight

John – Jacob, I need to lose weight as fast as possible. My sister’s wedding is coming, and I am not fit at all. Can you please guide me?

Jacob – Sure. What kind of food do you eat daily? Are you fond of fast food?

John – Cheeseburgers, pizzas, drinks, chicken, etc. I am fond of fast food and so I cannot control it.

Jacob – Dude, I would give one excellent tip to loose weight. Do one thing, buy pizzas, burgers, take it in the dish; add some ketchup or some ingredients. Be ready for it and throw the plate in the dustbin along with the food. Now you would not be able to eat.
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Not everything now!

Teacher – Sam has been the topper of the class with a score of 99%. He has been extraordinary in the studies and being performed well in a lot of activities too. He studies and works for 18 hours a day. He is astonishing in studies, cricket, swimming, table tennis, squash, football, basket ball, behavior, discipline, etc. So what he doesn’t have?

Student (Laughingly) – A heart attack.

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Bring them back!

Four friends were traveling on tour with other 50 people. Unfortunately, they all four of them went in some other direction and were lost in the jungle.

They were very much scared as they got to hear the voices of lions and tigers around. They all started taking the name of the gods and asked for help.

One angle came and gave them a wish. Three of them asked for getting out of the jungle and transit them safely in their homes. While the last friend said “I am feeling very lonely here. Please bring all of them back.”
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